If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
ttyl tear gas
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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