and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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