He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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