No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
