If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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