She's JV to your varsity
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
there is glitter all over my balls
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