Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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