Your mouth is God's brothel.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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