I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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