we have officially lost it.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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