READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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