Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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