I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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