so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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