so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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