Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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