I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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