You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just want nice things and good sex
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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