I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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