we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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