Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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