4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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