you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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