I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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