it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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