After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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