stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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