Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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