How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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