I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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