also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
