Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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