Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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