omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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