I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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