Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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