i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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