We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
As shirtless as possible
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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