Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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