I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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