And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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