Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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