the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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