She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
3pm strippers are depressing
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I woke up under a house in Key West
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