i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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