He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
ttyl tear gas
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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