and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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