There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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