whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I died a long time ago.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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