And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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