Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
should my penis look like a turkey
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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