I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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