I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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