IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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