Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
my liver is dry heaving
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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